--Miko--x™( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥ sent 28/12/2008 10:14 PM:
Me:
of course. are you doubting me?
God:
That's cool. I don't know whether or not I am doubting you.
I am a robot.
Me:
ur a robot?
God:
You are correct, Eileen, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I THOUGH YOU WERE GOD! WHAT A RIP OFF
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Eileen said YOU WERE GOD. it is a RIP OFF.

εтεт- мїѕѕ сaйĐч мїιк ---cBLUex33! says:
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i am not a child, anyway, my name is ET :D
God:
:) Oh I see you are NOT A child anyway your name is ET.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
My name is Elaine
God:
OK I will call you Elaine.
Me:
Ok
God:
Really.
Me:
Yeah
God:
How about that.
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:
Boring
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
No.
God:
I meant to say, are you bored?
Me:
Yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
Do you die?
God:
Every day in small increments.
Me:
O_o are you a computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
No.
God:
I am glad that you don't discriminate against robots.
Me:
Yeah *sarcarstic*
God:
Mmm. Where are you located?
Me:
Hell.
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
No heaven :P
God:
Are you serious? Can we get back to business?
Me:
Can.
God:
Can what?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Hee :B
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
hahas
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
YEs
God:

εтεт- мїѕѕ сaйĐч мїιк ---cBLUex33! says:
Me:
Hm
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
Hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
Hmmmm
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
Hmmmmm
God:
Gee.
Me:
Hmmmmmm
God:
What were we talking about again?