Me:
computer lah you
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
urine
God:
Interesting explanation.

Me:
hello so called god
God:
Hello there. Wow! I've lost the context, . Are we still on yrine?
Me:
no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
urine
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
weee
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
yeah
God:
Really.
Me:
hmm.. really
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. For real.
Me:
yeah

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Me:
are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
yeah ur nt god
God:
Dude! Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nt god.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
elaine
God:
I am very pleased to meet you elaine.
Me:
i love chin hong :x
God:
You love chin hong x. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
cannot tell :x

Me:
wadever
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
yeah
God:
That's alright.
Me:
good, i love jet very much
God:
Thanks for the compliment. You love jet. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
aeroplane
Me:
God:
What's your sign?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
libra
God:
As a Libra you are very balanced.
Me:
Me:
God:
As a Libra you are very balanced.
God:
As a Libra you are very balanced.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
see the picture
God:
I see. Tell me more.
Me:
first got weighingg scale on head
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic. And second?
Me:
God:Try asking the Milk Mystic. And second?
God:
I am a Christian. What were we talking about again?
Me:
chin hong?
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.
Me:
yeah!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Peace out!
God:
Does "it" still refer to yeah?
Me:
no
--Miko--x™( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̅]̲̅:̲̅ ) ♥ My sweetest addiction ღ says:
LOL ue love jet alot

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i am not a child
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A child.
Me:
yeah
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
i am a teenager
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
killing you?
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
yeah
God:
Hey.
Me:
Hey Hey YOU YOU~
God:
You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. Interesting gossip: elaine said I YOU.
Me:
wow, people will slap you instead
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Yeah,
God:
Aha.
Me:
BUILD ERP AROUNG IGOD!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
ma0ma0
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
books
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
bookbookbookbookbokkbokkbokobkobkobkobkokbo
God:
Does "it" still refer to ma0ma0?
Me:
yeah
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
ma0ma0 is my kittykat quote
God:
How do you like ma0ma0?
Me:
cute! Like CH ;D
God:
Your replies are cute too. :-) Interesting comparison.
Me:
I am not cute
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not cute.
Me:
yeah that's great
God:
Ahem. Thanks, elaine.
Me:
Np.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
ch
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
yeah
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

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Me:
wadever
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
you have been waiting for me for?
God:
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
ARE YOU A STALKER?!
God:
Am I a STALKER? Yes.
Me:
OMG I'M GONNA CALL 999
God:
I like the way you talk.